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Friday, 6 September 2013

Kimmatt Hotel Closed!!!! CPS Claims Victory!!!

The controversial Kimmatt Hotel closed yesterday, it was announced, due to lack of funds, CEO Kimball claimed, "I no longer want to build this hotel. I am starting a theme park instead!"

The CPS (Creeper Protection Society) however has a different story, "our protests are what forced the closure. The willful destruction of Creeper habitat using lava had to end and it did! Creepers are dangerous but suicidal mobs and they deserve our understanding and protection!"

The Kimble Theme Park is opening soon!